Mr Windy and the Random Guinness #3

To our amazement, Mr Windy was still at it today. For whatever reason, he was wearing a polo shirt branded with a supplier's logo (always a sartorial no-no, and something we've recently managed to get Addie to stop doing after many scruffy years with a wardrobe full of these things). This must have weakened Mr Windy, like wearing Sauron's One Ring around your neck on an orc-hindered quest to Mordor.

The order? Guinness is kind of acceptable; established and drinkable in an emergency. But a lager shandy? No, Mr Windy, no! ("We don't usually serve cocktails," said the barman. Ho ho ho!)

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